Hmm. Anne had a joke because Sandy had a joke because Norma had a joke. I won't claim that these jokes are *up* there with theirs, but I've been wondering how to sneak in excerpts from Elaine's birthday present from her Auntie Mary, 101 Canadian Jokes. Here's my chance! Now, I have 101 jokes to choose from here, but I'll just give you a couple.
Why is snow easier to understand than any other weather?
Because you can catch the drift.
ho ho
And the one everyone's great-grandparents probably knew (you have to imagine being told this joke by a 6 year old who's never heard it before):
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Okay, enough of that.
I am zipping through the denim jean jacket, and Arthur's orange sock in my spare time. It, of course, was meant for April, Project Spectrum's orange and yellow month, but I bet I'll finish it in April.
And we still like Auntie Mary, despite her joke book! Hey, how do you make antifreeze? Take away her housecoat! ha haha hahaha ha...
Here's a "knitting-kids-birds-from a Canadian-living in London" joke courtesy of:
ReplyDeleteJuju Loves Polka Dots
http://tinyurl.com/n2cla
Q: Why don't crows spend all their time Knitting?
A: Because They're too busy crowchetting.
Hee hee...hardy har har...eh...